May 2013
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Dresses are the actual best because you put on a dress and it’s like BAM OUTFIT you don’t have any of the painful indecision of picking out which skirt goes with which blouse/shirt goes with which shorts/jeans/slacks/etc. Dresses make it easy. Dresses understand.
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jenesaispourquoi:
they say that humans are meant to be nomads because babies sleep best when they’re rocked at walking pace
i don’t know if that’s right but sometimes i get that feeling that if right now i put on my sneakers and walked out the door i could go forever
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the millennial problem:
gyzym:
two millennials are barreling towards adulthood at 95 miles per hour. one of them has been coated with the most extravagant paint money can buy, but their steering apparatus is locked up until that coat’s paid off; the other’s breaks have been ripped out mid-trip, the thief yelling, “what, did you think you were entitled to these?” over their shoulder. half the tracks have been torn away...
God: I love all my children equally.
[Earlier in the Bible]
God: I don't care for Job.
April 2013
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March 2013
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qichi:
(whispers angrily) your hogwarts AU housing headcanon is wrong
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I have a crazy antibiotic-resistant skin infection ON MY FACE
and my forehead is blown up so that I look half-klingon
and it hurts to wear my glasses
and at this point I’m on three new meds and have been taken off one
(they originally thought I might have shingles)
(one of my meds causes insane nausea as a side effect)
and by this time tomorrow I’ll have seen three doctors in...
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Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series
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OFFICIAL: The CW Announces 'Whose Line Is Is... →
cheatsheet:
popculturebrain:
Aisha Tyler is hosting.
Awesome. I loved this show as a kid.
(Also, if you didn’t know, Aisha Tyler is the voice of Lana Kane on Archer. Yuuuup.)
OOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
February 2013
I felt so bad [for Kristen]. I just wanted to pick her up, put her in my arms...
– Daniel Radcliffe on Kristen Stewart (via michelina)
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nicholasinski:
youruffledmyruffalo:
If this gets 500,000 notes my mom will-
OH WAIT.
#that’s my weekly dead mom joke #breaking the hiatus to be a dick
The Onion needs to apologize for this shit. →
youruffledmyruffalo:
Surprise! A racist, misogynistic homophobe says shitty things about people of color, women, and gay people.
“He’s just making a joke!” said every racist, misogynist, and homophobe ever.
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fuckyeahchoice:
tvgropes:
the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects
I’ve actually never heard anyone other than Americans/some other native english speakers say it was a difficult language.
MOTHERFUCKING THIS. Get over yourself guys. Your grammar ain’t got shit over German.
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